Estos son planes sociales!

Soy un afortunado. Nunca consegui nada de este gobierno. Nunca una asignacion universal, nunca un plan jefes y jefas de hogar , nunca un plan trabajar. Nunca una vivienda social. Ni siquiera me pagan el colegio de mis hijos ni mi salud privada ni mi seguridad privada.

Y el gobierno de Nigeria , a quien nada tengo para exigirle me premia con esto ( recibido por mail):

From The Desk Of
MR.SANUSI LAMIDO AMINU.
Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

SUBJECT: Immediate Release of Your FUND via ATM CARD

Attention: ATM Card Beneficiary,
I wish to use this medium to inform you that your CONTRACT/INHERITANCE Payment of USD$15,000,000.00 (Fifteen Million United States Dollars)
from CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA have been RELEASED and APPROVED for onward transfer to you via an ATM CARD MASTERCARD type which you will use to withdraw all the USD$15,000,000.00 in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum you can withdraw in a day is USD$15,000.00 Only. (Fifteen Thousand United State Dollars).

You are therefore advice to contact the Head of ATM CARD Department of
Guaranty Trust Bank plc (Nigeria);kindly choose your preferred payment mode
Contact Person: Director (ATM CARD) Unit;
Name; Mr. Efe Nsegbe
Email address: efensegbe.gtbcardservices@live.com
Open phone number: +2348182967024
E-Business & Card Services
Guaranty Trust Bank plc
Tiamiyu Savage, V.I, Lagos, Nigeria.

Best Regards.
MR.SANUSI LAMIDO AMINU.
Executive Governor,
Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).