TV and Mobiles.

· Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

· At home you watch TV, But when you go out you take your MOBILE.
· Sometimes you enjoy TV,
· But most of the time you play with your MOBILE.

· TV is free for life,
· But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

· TV is big, bulky and most of the time old
· But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.

· Operational costs for TV is often acceptable
· But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.

· TV has a remote,
· MOBILE doesn't.

· Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen)
· But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

· Last but not least, TVs don't have viruses,
· But MOBILE’S often do!